Praise to the Lard. happy Because if you're not whispering

Because if you're not whispering "what the fuck" multiple times a day

Hang it in your kitchen as a standing invitation

Perfect for rescue advocates

Hang it in your kitchen as a declaration of your social boundaries

Praise to the Lard. happy Because if you're not whisperingFor those who worship at the altar of bacon. Praise to the lard! This towel is a reverent tribute to the most sacred of cooking fats and the glorious bacon it creates. It's a playful pun on "Praise to the Lord," because let's be honestbacon is divine, and lard makes everything better. Hang it in your kitchen as a declaration of your devotion, gift it to your bacon loving friend, or use it to celebrate the crispy, salty perfection that is pork. Because